Probe at the Farm
September 20 @ 11:00 am – September 21 @ 10:00 am
Our first ever kinky campout! Come explore, connect, and play under the stars.
Pack your tent, your toy bag, and your curiosity. Probe is leaving the city for our first-ever countryside retreat! Join us at an active produce farm for a weekend of queer connection, hands-on learning, and a full day of curious delights.
By day, soak in the pastoral vibes while exploring workshops like yoga, leatherworking, and rope. Enjoy farm-fresh veggies, delicious eats from the Arlington 5 food truck, and a chance to wander, learn, and play in the open air. The farm will stay PG until evening, but don’t worry, things heat up after dark.
After dinner, we’ll turn up the energy with karaoke, leading into a late-night play party starting at 8PM in a covered space with a stage, DJ beats until 11PM, and moody music deep into the night. Campers can roll right into their tents and wake up to morning fields, roosters, and community before we pack down by noon on Sunday.
🎟️ Tickets
Choose your adventure:
- Daytime vibes only
- Play Party only
- Full event with camping
🕚 11:00 AM – Gates Open
Arrive, check in, set up your campsite, and get grounded. Explore the farm, register for workshops, and connect with friends new and old. If you’re seeking transport, this is when to be at Probe Ottawa to load you and your gear onto the Probe-bus!
🌞 1:00–5:00 PM Afternoon Workshops & Activities
Choose your adventure with organized activities:
Tantric-touch yoga with Samantha to stretch & set intention for the day—bring your yoga mat
Leatherworking with CTRL-Leatherworks make your own sneaky bondage cuffs
Rope bondage and tips on tying in the great outdoors
Guided painting session with a naughty twist
Flow arts movement to get you spinning with playful ways to move your body in rhythm and connection
Kinky Vendor Market offering a selection of toys, arts, nibbles and services (still accepting vendors, please contact us if you’d like to be included!)
Reiki energy sessions with Daddy Miel
Stay tuned for more announcements including a schedule for what we have in store for you!
🥗 Food & Farm Freshness
Arlington 5 will be on site with a food truck serving wildly delicious bites for purchase (veg + gf options available), plus a lineup of custom mocktails made in collaboration with a local brewery. You can also support the farm by purchasing produce from the market, straight from field to feast. We will have a kitchen tent set up for those wanting to try their hand at campy culinary arts.
🎤 5:00–8:00 PM – Rainbow Karaoke
Dinner meets diva energy with Probe’s Rainbow Karaoke hosted by @SwitchLifeSteve. Sing your heart out under the twilight sky while the farm transitions into evening mode.
🔥 6:00–7:00 PM – Cigar Social
Cozy up around the campfire with @LadyFreyAnna and @TherapyDoll for cigars, iced tea, and good conversation. Bring your favourite cigar, beverage (please note this event does not permit alcohol), and a chair or blanket. Light play is welcome, but mostly, just relax, be served, and enjoy the fire.
🌙 8:00 PM–2:00 AM – Play Party
As night falls, the big tent becomes our dungeon. With a live DJ from 8–11 PM setting the mood, and quieter beats until close, the night is yours to play, connect, and explore. Rigging points and play furniture will be available.
🌅 Sunday Morning
Coffee and croissants courtesy of CC’s Corner Coffee, plus a gentle wind-down as we pack up and head home by noon.
💡 Logistics to Know
- Tent camping is available—bring your own gear (no RVs). Upon registration let us know if you’d like a spot close to the action or in a more remote location on the property. There will be designated areas for pitching tents.
- A bus will transport attendees and gear from Probe at 41 York St. at 11 AM to the farm. A return bus will depart the farm at 11 AM on Sunday morning. Please indicate when purchasing your ticket if you would like to utilize this option—there is no additional charge.
- Porta-potties will be on site, including a wheelchair-accessible unit.
- No pets are allowed in the camping or main event area, unless they are a service animal.
- There is no running water and electricity will not be available to attendees. Please bring drinking water (well water is provided on site) and charge your electronics before arriving. If you have any accessibility requirements, please reach out to us to discuss.
- There is a fire pit for gathering; no additional campfires will be permitted.
- Please provide the same respect to the farm and those who work there as you would to those at Probe. Keep your areas tidy and dispose of garbage in available receptacles.
- This is an active produce farm and is open to the public on Saturdays until 5PM. We kindly ask that you remain mindful of this, and we will obscure views and cordon off the main event area as best we can for privacy.
- Please obtain consent from everyone involved before taking photos. We also ask that you do not tag Rideau Pine Farms in anything kink related. Additionally, the farmhouse is off limits, as is any neighbouring property.
- Quiet time begins at 11PM; low music and play are welcome until 2AM.
- As this is a commercial venue, the same rules apply here as at Probe: we do not hold a liquor license and BYOB is prohibited. Mocktails will be available for purchase and non-alcoholic drinks will be provided after 5PM.
Want to arrange a group activity at the farm? Reach out and let us know what you’re planning at probeottawa@gmail.com
Looking to be part of our volunteer crew for the weekend? We’ll have shifts available on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday so let us know if you want to pitch in and get access to the event in exchange for some helping hands.
At Probe, inclusivity is at the heart of everything we do. We welcome all individuals of all sexual orientations, genders, and identities. Our aim is to create an environment where everyone feels respected, valued, and free to express themselves authentically. The farm is wheelchair accessible. Our goal is to provide an accessible, inclusive space. If you have any questions or have specific accommodation requests, please reach out to us.
A membership is required to attend our play parties. If you haven’t secured your membership yet, be sure to do so before the play party portion of the event! You can sign up for your membership on our site here or can be purchased at the “door”.
Tickets are available on a sliding scale to promote inclusivity and accessibility. We offer limited “supported” and “sustain” tickets at a lower price for community members who might otherwise be unable to attend. Please choose the ticket price that makes this event accessible to you. If you’d like to support event accessibility, consider purchasing a “generous” or “benevolent” ticket, which helps subsidize lower-price options. All ticket types provide the same access to the event.
Please note that bringing alcohol is not allowed.
Our dedicated Dungeon Monitors (DMs) will be present, equipped with bug spray, attentively supervising the play areas and offering assistance to ensure everyone’s safety.
